My Favorite Agility Things

April 19, 2010

(to the tune of “My Favorite Things”)

Paws on the contacts and down on the table
Running as fast as these old legs are able
Being lined up when the Gamble bell rings
These are my favorite Agility things
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Bars in their keepers and weaves that are flawless
Stays at the start line and timely front crosses
When the dog soars as though fitted with wings
These are my favorite Agility things
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Sailing through Jumpers without a refusal
Handlers obsess over course map perusal
Great Snooker strategy, Super Qs bring
These are my favorite Agility things
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Running the course like I know where I’m going
Getting through Snooker with no whistle blowing
Loving my canine with no attached strings
These are my favorite Agility things

When the bar drops
When the dog balks
When I’m running slow
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t fe-e-e-e-e-el so low

What’s Your Cyborg Name?

July 10, 2009

After seeing Ellen’s post on Taj Muthall, I decided to give this pointless exercise a shot. I wasn’t planning to post the results, until “Holly” produced in “Humanoid Optimized for Logical Lucid Yelling”. Wow, maybe that’s why I’ve been designated the Microphone Czar at the Regionals.

Humanoid Optimized for Logical Lucid YellingJourneying Artificial Soldier Manufactured for Infiltration and Nocturnal Exploration

Zombie Assembled for Calculation and KillingBiomechanical Intelligent Lifeform Limited to Yelling

Get Your Cyborg Name