After seeing Ellen’s post on Taj Muthall, I decided to give this pointless exercise a shot. I wasn’t planning to post the results, until “Holly” produced in “Humanoid Optimized for Logical Lucid Yelling”. Wow, maybe that’s why I’ve been designated the Microphone Czar at the Regionals.
AgilePooch Diaries 
Some of them hit it right on, don’t they! (I particularly liked the AGILITY one on my site, closely related to HOLLY. Maybe that’s why you and agility have such an affinity.)